The Cruelest Editor

Justice William Bedsworth (Take The Ashes and Gub):

The Reporter of Decisions is a nice man named Ed Jessen, and he and his minions(2) edit everything written for publication by the Courts of Appeal and the Supreme Court to make sure we sound official and/or erudite.(3)

(2) Say what you will about Ed, he is a man of many minions.
(3) Imagine their despair when I was appointed.