"How a Windows guy makes amends"

That would be iBert, an essential OS X application from Steve Saxon that is not, repeat not, included in the Perversion Tracker (your resource for "the very worst of Mac software"). [both via Macworld Audible News]

And because undoubtedly you've been consumed by the need to know, these should help determine just how L337 you are, and whether you care. (Another public service from B4g 4n|) B4gg4g3!)