Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of Well Cut Leather

In today's Los Angeles Times:

• Inspired by Congressman Robert Ney's adjustments to the House menus (Fuddruckers appears the latest to follow suit), Adam Tschorn suggests various alternatives to things commonly dubbed "French:" "patriot portals," etc.
• People's West Coast style editor Steven Cojocaru describes his three year stint as a temp in Disney's consumer products division: "I had a ponytail and an earring, which in Disney terms meant I was part-trans-sexual, part-Lucifer."

Liberty Lip Lock?