Womb At The Podium

Baby Howell is back from his/her second prenatal appellate oral argument, and graciously saw fit to bring me along. I think BH was a tiny bit nervous until noticing Judge Wardlaw presides in the same sort of chair Mommy uses at the office. Having spent countless hours perched atop one of these, BH felt right at home.

Perhaps it's the recent sleep deprivation talking, but it occurs to me this clearly is the next revolution in in utero audio. Why settle for ho-hum Mozart when The Supremes and other topical favorites could be rocking your baby's world? I'd start right in on the business plan, but apparently there are laws against this sort of thing.