Constitutionally Guaranteed

Your right to vote for your preferred federal judicial superhottie, that is. Time's a wastin', voting closes July 14. While a Kozinski landslide seems all but inevitable, the women's race promises to come right down to the wire. (Judge AK had better keep an eye on the formidable competition he'll face in future such standoffs from my soon to be former colleague George.) Oh say does that star spangled black robe yet wave...