Gangsta Wrap

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can apply scissors to curling ribbon and wind up with curly ribbon, and those who, try as they might, can only make the ribbon more straight. (I fall into the latter category.)

Entering "wrap presents" into craigslist seems like a fine idea about now. Or perhaps just buying plenty of Podsafe For Peace's "If Every Day Were Christmas" as stocking/inbox stuffers.