How Not To Tick Off Your Spouse

About two babies and a Goat.
Originally uploaded by .eti

All you poor parents who toil in a far-off office and must sometimes depart in the morning before the children are awake: we feel your pain, we really do. Notwithstanding, you must not, repeat NOT, under any circumstances, peek in on sleeping youngsters on your way out the door. I don't care how dead to the world they seem. THEY WAKE UP.

Showers are a right, not a privilege.