Not The First Time I've Had This Request

Sprinkled Donuts
Originally uploaded by Incase Designs

Child (after reading a book about healthy eating and emerging with precisely the opposite take-away):  Sometime I want to eat more donuts.  With sprinkles on them.

Parent:  I'll keep that in mind.

Child:  Do you know how to make them?

Parent:  No, I don't.

Child (exasperated):  Unh!  Get a cookbook!