Things Seldom Heard On The Soccer Field

Barbie® doll as Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings:
The Fellowship of the Ring
Originally uploaded by SageE.

But not never heard:

Child (charging toward the net): Gilthoniel! O Elbereth!

Child (running forward with the front line): Ride, Rohirrim!

Child (assisting goalie with a block): Elendil!

Parent (to team parents): Uh, we've been reading The Lord of the Rings...