Malapropriations

Like black balloons all banged and blown
Originally uploaded by toastforbrekkie

Child (getting ready for school): Why does my friend call this a "pack-pack?"

Parent: I don't know, but you've had plenty of funny names for things in your life.

Child: Pack-pack sounds like a weapon, like it's packed with banynamite or something.

Parent: Uh huh...