Che Moi

A surefire way to wow the local Starbucks and Trader Joe's workforce: T up your toddler in Che Guevara, like the one available here. (Ours, a grandparental gift, is from Interracial Productions, but I can't find it for sale online.)

A surefire way to avoid hassles and (more) tech support shenanigans if you want to get Gmail on your cell phone: tell POP to pop off, just forward the darn stuff.