Cranberry Muffin Probability: HIGH

Just in time for Chris Locke's review of the cover of Hugh Hewitt's book (BLOG) — "Damn, if I'd known I was smashing the old media monopoly, I would've held up Murdoch for a lot more cash that time I kidnapped Anthea Disney" — PR firm Burson-Marsteller is bringing together some smart folks to talk about how Blogs are Rewriting the Rules of Corporate Communications. Festivities commence at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow at the Garden Court Hotel in Palo Alto, and speakers are scheduled to include Chris Shipley, Dan Gillmor, Om Malik, Chris Nolan — and of course a member of Orrick's crisis management team.