Rare Birds

My September Dicta column is up: Rare Birds. In addition to all the great input I received from readers here, my inspirations included:

• Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choices we've always had: work or prison. ~Tim Allen


• If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love


• Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. ~pseudo-Confucian proverb

You can access my earlier Dicta columns, On Life Support, and Death by Committee, at those links.