Ideally, They're One And The Same

Girl Kissing Fish under Water
Originally uploaded by I'm won

Parent (picking up child from a nighttime, kids-only event): Hi, d'ya have fun?

Child: Mom, I met the girl I'm going to marry.

Parent: (pause)

Child: Either that, or have a play date.

In case you were wondering what the former Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee is up to these days:

In case you were wondering what the former Chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee is up to these days:
Originally uploaded by me

When Everything's a Ray Gun

ComicCon 020
Originally uploaded by willdleeesq

Parent: Go ahead and take off my belt now, it's time to get dressed. It's too big for you anyway.

Child: It's not a belt. It's a Waistonator.

Joss Whedon On Kindles In The Courtroom

Ouch, sharp corners!

Unevenly Distributed

David Pogue (@pogue)'s CBS Sunday Morning segment on better place is like a William Gibson novel, revealing the future in the here and now. David's full interview with better place founder Shai Agassi is here; Tim O'Reilly's Web 2.0 Summit conversation with Shai Agassi is here.